Good Evening

Well hello there you lovely people that are taking time out of your busy (or not) lives to read this!

I have never written a blog before so bear with me over the next few episodes while I get the hang of it! I say episodes because you never know, this could turn out to be interesting and you may want to tune in regularly. Like I do with Shortland Street... Sad but true.

So I'll use this first 'episode' to tell you a little about myself.

I am 25 and work as a painter. Not the easiest job in the world but it is rather rewarding. I live with my lovely partner Tommy in a cute little house. No white picket fence as yet. Still waiting...
I guess as this thing progresses you will come to the conclusion that I am a bit of a klutz. Or a goose, muppet, whatever you like to call it.

Case in point:

Last weekend my partner escorted me to the tattoo parlor. All went well up until he took the dog for a walk and locked my cigarettes in the car. Window was open a few centimeters so I decided it'd be a great idea if I stuck my arm in to retrieve them.
So there I am in the car park (with my tattooist watching), ramming my arm through the open window just for a smoke. Got my arm in well enough, it was the getting it out that gave me issues...
I got stuck in there at the elbow and couldn't get it out! I was left there, arm in window, with two choices. I could stay there until my partner got back for him to find me like this (an idiot), and get the door unlocked, or I could just force the arm out of this unfortunate position.
Me being the smarty pants that I am, I chose the latter. Yanked like fuck to get it out of there! Succeeded in the end and was left with a mighty large bruise! And no ciggie, I might add...
I still have the remnants of the bruise now, a week later!

And yes, I hear your moans and cries of "OMG you fucking moron!" :-)

I would also like to take a moment to tell you all about this book I'm reading at the moment. I promise, it's really good!
So I'm reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, FRIGGIN' AWESOME! Great adaption on the original, full of brain munching Zombies and sword wielding women. Of course theres all the soppy stuff in there thats in the original, but that's okay. It's one of those books that when you start it, its infinitely hard to put down. You find yourself not wanting to go to work, and if you do you catch the earliest train you can so when you get to town you can sit and read for an hour...  Or maybe that's just me...

Anyways, before you think I'm too much of a wierdo, I'm going to love you and leave you!

Until next time viewers... \m/