Dear Internet, I hate you. That is all.

Hey guys,

My internet sucks big, hairy balls! So if this doesn't fucking post I'm blaming TELSTRA CLEAR!!
It's quite funny cos' I'm listening to Fuel by Metallica right now, and all I want to do is BURN TEH INTERWEBS!
Gahhhhh..... But anyways, to fill you in on my rage just now, I shall (lol Yoda).
So I jumped on the laptop this morning to check the usuals, Facebook, Gmail, Fishpond... and every fucking time I tried
 to log into one of the above I got some stupid ass message telling me "The page you are looking for is unavailable or
has permanently moved to another address" BULLSHIT! I know for a fact none of them have moved!
It's just my shit ass so-called internet provider!!

ANGER AND RAGE! Turns into...

                                        The internet shall burn in the firey pits of hell!




BTW, if you can't read the caption it says... "Who wins now motherfucker!" Hehe

To add to this, my partner just rang our internet provider and they were NOT helpful at all! Fuck you guys, we pay a shit load to get this fucking service and all you can say is "Oh well I'm sorry to hear that, Sir." ?!?!
Arghhh. So there. I feel a little better.

I can currently have one tab open at a time. I suppose that's better than nothing...


On to happier thoughts... I am scheduled to get the next installment of my tattoo done tomorrow :D And I bought a very funny book today. Tigger on the couch. If you haven't heard of it, it delves into the minds of your beloved childhood characters and their mental issues. A great way of making mental disorders less of a taboo I reckon. Too many people ignore it and sweep it under the rug and hope it goes away. I have learnt from experience that no matter how much you wish for it to go away, it won't. 


And into todays other news... I got paint in my eye! NOT FUN. Rolling a ceiling without safety glasses on is not a good idea. And to make it worse, it was enamel paint. You gotta get that shit off with turps! But you can't put turps in your eye... So now i have a whitish yellow splodge on my upper and lower eyelids. fantastic! And so begins the countdown to see how long that shit takes to wash off! 
Begin a poll if you like. Put me down for two weeks. 


Anyway, I feel like I'm pushing my luck with the internet just now so I'll be off and hopefully be back tomorrow to regale you with more trials and tribulations of my life! It's like Days of our Lives! But I don't take six months to write one story line...


:D