Yup, another post. Lol

Hey guys,

So I'm posting again today! Lucky you! Never short of reading material. Lol.
The reason for my second post of the day is this: I have been thinking, again. I also did a little research on the internet, purely out of curiosity... I promise...

There's some very interesting information on the net, I have found. One being a Google search dedicated to the topic of "How to get your boyfriend to propose". I read into this a bit and it involves a lot of crazy steps to get this to happen! One article said to pretty much ignore your partner, not see him, talk to him only if you have to and then one of the last steps being to act like a slave! Okay it didn't say "be a slave" specifically. But that was pretty much implied. It detailed things like do everything for him, eat whatever he is eating no matter what diet you are on, always do what he wants to do, etc.
All of this was in the same article and it made me think, if I did this to my partner he would think I was some kind of schizo girlfriend! And from my point of view it would make him run away, not propose!
I really hope there aren't women out there following these steps!
I mean, from my experience, isn't it better to be yourself? And if he doesn't propose then, well, he's either not worth it or he's secretly waiting for you to ask him!

And yes, I know that I talked in a previous post about wanting my partner to propose to me. And I still do! But, since life is too short isn't it best to be happy with what you have instead of concentrating on things that may never happen? If it does happen that's great! If not, well then you still have the amazing, loving and caring partner that you fell in love with.
Lol, I can hear my friend Alex from here saying "See I told you! Crazy lady!" Haha :-P

As for my dream of the rain easing off today... DIDN'T HAPPEN! Got fully damp and icky picking up my partner from work.

In other ponderings... How does one know what one is meant to do with one's life? I am having this issue at the moment. I'm working as a painter and decorator just now but I don't see it as something I want to be doing till I retire. My mum thinks I should be a journalist, but you have to rather nosy and pushy for that, I don't think I can do that. I also thought about a career in the arts, but art schools in Wellington suck. I could be a housewife, but I can't see myself getting much done around the house with t.v and internet to distract me.
Any suggestions people? I'm at a loss and getting old :-(

I don't know who watched Breakfast this morning but it was the most hilarious episode yet! A viewer sent in a letter with a catalogue detailing something called the Toilet Wand, I think it was. Anyway, what you do with it is put the toilet paper on the end and wipe your ass with it! LOL. And then, you push a button when you're done and the poopy paper falls in the loo and you just flush! Easier wiping for those that are lazy. Or have issues with toilet paper maybe?
But, I do see how this could be very helpful for the handicapped and infirm. At least when we get old we won't have to get our children to wipe for us. Maybe I should get a couple of these wands and save them for when I'm 80... Hmmm...

Anyway! The Cleveland Show is on so catch you guys later! :D

PS: Google the Toilet Wand and let me know what you think!

It's raining, it's pouring...

Morning guys,

Well, no work again today because it's pissing down! Stink buzz. So I am resigned to sitting at home watching t.v and contemplating going for a ride on the scooter. Yes, in the rain. I will get very, very wet but it is so much fun! :-D I'm thinking I need to invest in wet weather gear...

So I was reading yesterday that in 2012 they will be changing the right hand rule to the left hand rule. In one way that's a good idea since we are the only country in the world that has it. But in another way it's kind of a bad idea. People are going to forget cos the right hand rule is so ingrained in kiwi drivers, and will probably result in more accidents. I know I will get confused!

I hate rainy days! They're so boring!

Who out there is going to the Big Day Out? I contemplated it but I can't justify paying a shit load just to see Rammstein... Even though they are awesome!

I'm going to have to venture out in the rain soon... But I think I will bide my time until the rain eases a bit... Do you think that will happen? Please say yes...

:D

I'm alive!

Hey guys,

Quick update to let you all know that I did not get annihilated on the roads this morning! W00t! Made it all the way to Tawa to find that work was off because of the weather. Damn. So had to scoot all the way back in the rain! Never mind, 'twas good fun!

So now I'm at home and watching lame tv. I was hoping for the Jeremy Kyle show but no, it's school holidays apparently and theres some crappy kids movie. LAME!

I am now officially bored and staring out the window at the rain.

But on the plus side... Fishpond FINALLY delivered a book that I ordered TWO MONTHS AGO! Bloody hell Fishpond... Slow much??

Alright I'm off now to pamper myself with a manicure :P

Laters! :D

Oh Lordy...

Hey lovely people,
Hope your week is shaping up rather nicely. Mine has been... Frightening. All because I am learning to ride this infernal scooter! Went for a ride on my own this morning, all went well to the in-laws. But, on leaving I had issues getting out of the driveway. 'Tis very steep and there's a huge bump at the top! Almost veered into the oncoming lane and got taken out by a car. Fucking hell. All I can say is, to the guy I nearly t-boned, THANK GOD YOUR REFLEXES ARE AWESOME! I feel so bad for everyone on the road around me! And to make matters more scary, I have to drive across town to get to work tomorrow morning!
If you happen to be driving to Tawa tomorrow and see a scooter with shit trailing behind it, that's me. Please be gentle with me!
I really hope I get better at this whole driving thing pretty quickly. Steering I'm fine with, it's just the whole roundabout thingy really...
Apart from said incident, it has been pretty fun so far! My partner is loving it too!

Ugh. So onto other things that aren't vehicle related... I hear that Tool and Rammstein will be headlining the Big Day Out next year. That will be epic! Not a Tool fan, but do love Rammstein!

I've been pondering. Musing, if you will. About what, you ask? Well, weird people. Crazy people. And just plain odd people.
What is it that happens in a persons life that makes them turn weird? Is it upbringing or environmental factors? Or possibly a mixture of both? In my life I have known more than my share of crazy/weird/odd people and it's just not fun. It's fine up until the point where you actually realize that they are strange. And not in a "Wow, that's interesting" way, more like a "Wow, you should be institutionalized" way.
You've got a few different types of weird, in my opinion.

The first would be: The ones that enjoy pain. Pain as in tattoos and piercings. This weird I can relate to 'cos I am this kind of weird. Bring on those weirdos!

The second: The people you meet once through other people and they want to be your best friend all while knowing fuck all about you. Not so keen on this weird.

The third: The ones that once you are friendly with them, copy every single fucking thing that you do. Sure, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but don't you have to draw a line somewhere? Hate this weird.
Imitation pisses the hell out of me! What happened to originality?!

The fourth: And these are the ones to stay the hell away from... Attention seeking crazy people that are incredibly needy. You know the kind I'm talking about! The ones that you can quite openly tell to fuck off but they still come back for more. This weird I don't understand, I would really like to do a psychology paper just to TRY to understand! It's like when you tell a puppy to fuck off (not that you would) and it just looks at you and doesn't move. Or jumps on your lap. It baffles me. It really does. I think I could understand the workings of the universe better than these oddballs.
Now obviously my list goes from interesting weird down to institutionalized weird.

I can hear what you're thinking... "Why the fuck is she ranting about crazy people?!" Well, in answer to that... I'm not quite sure.

I think I'm going to love you and leave you there, it's very late and I have to go back to work tomorrow :(
But, as always, if you have any comments or feedback on whatever I'm rambling about I'd love to hear them!

Catch you beautiful people later! :D

P.S: Fingers crossed for Alex!

Go the Piaggio!

Hey guys,

Well I had quite the exciting day today! I bought a scooter! As the title says... Go the Piaggio! WOOOOO :D
As I said before, I'll give you fair warning when I'm on the road. So here's your warning: I shall be driving around tomorrow! In Wellington, so watch out lol.
It's quite the magnificent little beast. Is so red and so pretty! :D
Only thing is I had a bit of an incident whilst out driving with my partner. Forgot to let go of the accelerator when I got off... Hmmm... If he wasn't there then my scooter would be in some poor persons front yard right now!
But anyway, I survived and have lived to tell the tale! It's quite the exhilarating experience scooting around on a scooter. They don't go awfully fast, but since I'm a driving n00b, 20kms is fast in my book!

So I have been thinking about this so-called tax cut we New Zealander's will be getting in the coming few days. I myself am not overly impressed by it. To be honest, I'm actually bloody pissed off about it! From the news, etc I have read on the matter, it would seem that someone in my earning bracket (fuck all) will, after GST goes up to 15%, get about $3 extra a week. Now how the fuck is that fair?? People in the highest earning bracket (so much you can wipe your ass with it), will end up with about $90 extra a week i think. Again, HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR?? Shouldn't it be that those who earn fuck all should get the bigger tax cut? Now that measley extra $3 will probably end up being (for me anyway) negative $20 since I will have to spend more on fucking food to survive! I really, strongly dislike the National party right now. And I'll tell you this, when elections roll round again, I'M VOTING LABOUR! And failing that they have anything to offer me, I will vote for the Bill and Ben Party. Like I should have last year but being too hungover, couldn't read properly. But that's another story.
FUCK YOU NATIONAL AND YOUR SHIT TAX CUT AND BASTARDLY GST INCREASE!

Anyway, in something more positive... Flight of the Conchords are to be on a new episode of the Simpsons. Yay! And apparently they mention Wellington. Go you Conchords! Many of you possibly know this already, but since I have been otherwise occupied all day, I just learnt this now.

Quick question; Paul Henry. Love him or hate him?
I'm sitting on the fence with this one. A few weeks ago I was in the "love" column. But after hearing him disrespect females with tattoos I'm more in the "hate" column now. I took offence to this personally, as I myself am a female with many a tattoo. I'd like to see Paul Henry sit through a tattoo. I don't think he could handle it! If you're reading this Paul (unlikely, but hey), yes that IS a challenge.

So this blog has just turned into a bitch session today! Haha. Ah well, gotta vent!
I'll leave it at that though. But if anyone has some nice news about the "tax cuts" feel free to comment on here and share it with me.

:D


PS: Was I the only one that felt fucked over by daylight savings this weekend? I fully forgot about it and when I woke up on Sunday morning my phone said 10am but in reality it was 11am. Thanks Vodafone for automatically changing the time, you suck balls. Glad to hear I wasn't the only one who's phone didn't change time. Turns out there were problems with the IPhone too.

Oh Hai!

So having been without internet for the last night or so, it has made me wonder, what on earth did we do before technology. As in the technology we have today, in 2010. I know I struggle to remember how I contacted friends, got research done and just wasted time! And I know many people have covered this topic before me, but I thought it would be interesting to delve into it. And possibly try to remember how I DID manage...
For me it all started when I was about 15. That was when I got my first mobile phone. And oh my! What an amazing thing it was! All brick-like, and only txting in capitals. It was an Alcatel I think. And was as big as my wallet.

Then of course from there technology grew, and so did my hunger for the latest in fancy mobile phones. Like today, I now have a phone that can video call, pxt, txt, call and pretty much do everything else I need it to. Except make me a decent cup of coffee... I hope they come up with that soon before my fingers get too arthritic and I have no need for a phone... man, I'd love to have a phone that could fit in my pocket AND make me coffee when I want it!
As for the internet, it is only recently that I have become quite attached to it. I discovered online shopping (yes, I'm a late e-bloomer), internet banking, blogging and more! Now I am on it every night exploring the wonders. But now that I am without it just now I feel like im missing a limb... and am so desperate that I am currently writing the draft for this blog in notepad... so old school!
My good friend Alex will agree that I am a n00b when it comes to teh interwebs. I often have to ask him for help with the simplest of tasks. One of them being "Alex, how do i make teh interwebs put my pictures on teh blog?" To which he replied something along the lines of  "Well there's a picture. Click it. There you go." Ah Alex, what would I do without you to guide me through this crazy internet? :)
Now you may think I'm making this up for lols, but nope. I really am this stupid. I win at life! :D

It is currently 10.42pm and I had the grand idea of staying up late to write and play Plants vs Zombies. I even had an energy drink before, and I never have them! But alas, the Technology God hates me and wants me to be more productive. Up yours techno-god, this is productive! Mwahahahahahaha

Here's a worrying insight to the lack of insulation in my house... I'm listening to Alestorm at a more than reasonable volume and I can still hear the upstairs neighbours walking around and talking. Hmmm...
I was awoken at 1.30am this morning by an almighty BANG from them upstairs. I think they jumped off the couch (our bedroom is directly beneath their lounge), fuck knows why you'd jump off a couch at 1.30am. But anyway. I digress. Suffice to say, I almost had a bloody heart attack. And it could well have been bloody had my heart exploded. Gross. Lol. What a mess to clean up! :P

Right, so update on internet. Managed to get in there and get a blog posted! Yussss. Me 1, internet 0.

So today I got the next part of my tattoo done. If you can call it a part. I sat for all of about half an hour 'cos I really wasn't in the mood for pain. Epic fail. My lovely tattooist just laughed at me! But I have decided that I want to get some pansies on my arm. Mainly as a tribute to my Gran, and because they look real funny :D
We were looking at them on the net, and I swear they have faces! Some epically funny ones were: Porn Pansy, he had aviators and a pimpin mo'. Sucked on a lemon Pansy, for obvious reasons. Angry pansy. KGB pansy etc. I'm thinking Porn Pansy is pretty awesome!

In other news, my partner tried to teach me to drive today! In a manual... Recipe for disaster... BUT, I must say I didn't do too badly. Nobody was maimed or killed and the car, plus gearbox is still intact! :D Although after about 10 minutes of the "lesson" he said "Ok pull over, I'm driving. We're going home!" Did I do bad? :-/ lol.

Tigger on the Couch is calling me...
Back soon!

:D

Dear Internet, I hate you. That is all.

Hey guys,

My internet sucks big, hairy balls! So if this doesn't fucking post I'm blaming TELSTRA CLEAR!!
It's quite funny cos' I'm listening to Fuel by Metallica right now, and all I want to do is BURN TEH INTERWEBS!
Gahhhhh..... But anyways, to fill you in on my rage just now, I shall (lol Yoda).
So I jumped on the laptop this morning to check the usuals, Facebook, Gmail, Fishpond... and every fucking time I tried
 to log into one of the above I got some stupid ass message telling me "The page you are looking for is unavailable or
has permanently moved to another address" BULLSHIT! I know for a fact none of them have moved!
It's just my shit ass so-called internet provider!!

ANGER AND RAGE! Turns into...

                                        The internet shall burn in the firey pits of hell!




BTW, if you can't read the caption it says... "Who wins now motherfucker!" Hehe

To add to this, my partner just rang our internet provider and they were NOT helpful at all! Fuck you guys, we pay a shit load to get this fucking service and all you can say is "Oh well I'm sorry to hear that, Sir." ?!?!
Arghhh. So there. I feel a little better.

I can currently have one tab open at a time. I suppose that's better than nothing...


On to happier thoughts... I am scheduled to get the next installment of my tattoo done tomorrow :D And I bought a very funny book today. Tigger on the couch. If you haven't heard of it, it delves into the minds of your beloved childhood characters and their mental issues. A great way of making mental disorders less of a taboo I reckon. Too many people ignore it and sweep it under the rug and hope it goes away. I have learnt from experience that no matter how much you wish for it to go away, it won't. 


And into todays other news... I got paint in my eye! NOT FUN. Rolling a ceiling without safety glasses on is not a good idea. And to make it worse, it was enamel paint. You gotta get that shit off with turps! But you can't put turps in your eye... So now i have a whitish yellow splodge on my upper and lower eyelids. fantastic! And so begins the countdown to see how long that shit takes to wash off! 
Begin a poll if you like. Put me down for two weeks. 


Anyway, I feel like I'm pushing my luck with the internet just now so I'll be off and hopefully be back tomorrow to regale you with more trials and tribulations of my life! It's like Days of our Lives! But I don't take six months to write one story line...


:D

Early Resolutions and Such

Welcome back lovely people!

So I had today off work and it gave me time to think. In between cleaning the house from top to bottom... And I realised that I need to make some changes in my life before I turn 26 in April. Sure, sure it's a while away, but as I am an avid practitioner of procrastination I figured I'd get started now.

First and foremost, I want to quell a nasty habit I have acquired. Won't be easy, but must be done.
Secondly, well... Actually, to be honest, since I'm a procrastinator I got distracted and that's all I came up with... :-P

So onto other topics lol...

I was reading stuff.co.nz again today (daily ritual), and discovered this article that was rather disturbing.
It involves a rural Manawatu primary school and dead possums.
Apparently the kids are being encouraged to partake in dead possum throwing contests. I KID YOU NOT! These kids are actually taking dead possums by the tail and competing to see how far they can throw them! Is it just me, or is this behaviour really disgusting? And yes, I do hear the cries of "But they're just possums! The scourge of our native bush!" Blah blah blah. But that aside, it still was once a living creature.
Shouldn't we show a little respect for the dead? And how about not teaching these impressionable young minds that throwing dead animals is okay? If they think this is acceptable what will they be throwing next? The pet cat when he kicks the bucket? Or how about the dog? Because we all know that one kid is going to take it too far eventually.
It disgusts me that this is happening. These adults are meant to be teaching them decent things. Not the right way to lob an animal.
I could rant and rave about this for ages because animal cruelty really pisses the hell out of me. But I'll spare you the tirade and let you form your own opinions on the matter.

So disgust aside, I had a rather interesting day.
A random lady from the water testing place (can't remember what it's called) popped over to take a sample of the water at our house. I thought this was a bit random, so me being the nosey person that I am, proceeded to question her on it. I found out that they go around every six days testing random residents tap water to make sure it's up to scratch! That's pretty awesome they've got people out doing that regularly. I was very impressed with the council on that one. Everyone else probably already knew that, but I didn't! :-P

Just like everyone else knew that wines are given the names they have (eg, Merlot) because that's the type of grape that's used to make it... But that's another anecdote altogether.

Seems like America (certain parts) is being overrun with bed bugs! They won't be sleeping well I imagine...
I remember when I was a kid my parents would say "Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!" but I didn't think they were serious! Turns out it's a real issue. Bloody hell, I'm glad we don't have that problem here.
Imagine that? Waking up during the night and hordes of bed bugs are carrying you away! Well, that's not actually going to happen, but it was the first image that popped into my head of bed bugs :-P like ants, carrying their food back to the ant hill. Nom nom nom...

I'll leave it there for tonight I think,
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite! ;-P

So I've been thinking...

Hey guys,
So I've finally gotten around to writing some more. Yay!

And as the title says, I've been thinking. About what, I hear you ask. Well, marriage and stuff unrelated.

To begin with, marriage.
I was chatting to my very good friend today and I mentioned I want to be a wife. He posed the question, why?
Well, I guess it's because I love my partner enough to want to be his wife. But is that enough to warrant getting married? I personally am not 100% sure. What in your mind are the reasons one should get married? I'd love to hear what you think.

For me I guess the reasons would be, firstly love. We have been together almost a year and a half, and as I feel I am getting on a bit (26 next year), it's the next logical step in our relationship. But as every female knows, men don't mature as quickly as we do :P
I was reading in Next magazine today that apparently the average age for first time marriages is just under 30 for men, and just over 28 for women. So I thought to my self, how does this make sense? I am knocking on 26, my better half, 25. Does this mean that I have to wait for him to hit near 30 in order for it to happen? And if so I will have to somehow travel back in time to catch up to make this 'average' right? I'm so confused. I think this median is based around men with younger partners... Or maybe I'm reading too much into it...
But I digress. Back to my list.

Reason the second... We already live together, share everything and look after each other so why not make it official?
Which posed this question in my mind. Am I in the situation of 'Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?' Not that I see myself as a cow, of course.

Reason the third... We make a great team and I don't believe it will be one of those marriages that only lasts 18 months. We want the same things out of life, which is really important in a relationship if its going to stand the test of time.
My parents have set a great example for my sister and I. Married for 31 years this month and still going strong! I asked my Mum one day what makes a marriage last. And she told me compromise. Which is so true. If you can't compromise how is it ever going to work? They have compromised a lot through their marriage, both sides. It's all about give and take.

Reason the fourth... We love each other to bits. Which really goes back to reason one...

So yeah, my views on marriage! :P

In other unrelated topics... after 10 years of procrastination I finally sat (and passed) my learners licence! Look out, here I come! I'll give you fair warning when I'm heading out on the road so you can stay home... :P

I went shopping with my aforementioned good friend the other day. We happened into Supre' of all places and Oh My God it is a haven for anorexics! It was unbelieveable how tiny those clothes were! Would you believe they actually sell 3XS! Who fits that??? Who isn't five years old I mean! We went in there and I just felt like a heifer, even though I'm a very normal size eight!
What kind of message are clothing stores like this trying to send to young girls? "Go ahead, you know you want to be a stick insect"? It makes me so angry because it's just not right! It's just encouraging the mindset of "skinny is sexy". Um, no! It isn't! Every guy I have talked to has said to me they'd rather have a girl with a bit of meat on their bones. What guy wants to be with a girl that could potentially break under them?
Although I must commend UK Cosmopolitan for trying to break this cycle. In their recent (or most recent in NZ) issue they have a section dedicated to showing women that every size is sexy. Curves are awesome! Be proud of them! I may be a size eight but Jesus, I have curves. And thighs and I'm damn proud of them!
Sure, I have my fat days, but when it comes down to it I'd rather have meat on my bones. More cushion for the pushin'! Haha :P

I might just leave it there for now...
Please feel free to leave comments with your opinions on the topics of todays episode :)
Till next time!

Good things

Hello again viewers and thank you for stopping by for the next episode!

I trust you all had a lovely weekend doing whatever it is you were doing. I myself was rather boring, I did a shit load of housework and went and looked at a scooter.
But more on that later...

So when I speak of good things, I am talking about people very close to me getting into employment! My lovely Partner (who is sniffing the speakers as I write this) getting a new job today. I had the pleasure of receiving this good news while at work and getting all mucky while rolling a kitchen ceiling!
And also of my very good friend who has had a lot of interviews today! Go you, my friend! Who, I will add, is as far as I'm aware, not sniffing speakers...
Also I have learned through the wonders of Facebook that another of my friends has just had a wee baby boy. Nawwww, so cute! I wish her all the best :)

As for the scooter...
So I went all the way out to the Hutt on Sunday evening, right? To view this scooter that apparantly kick-starts. So we get there, right? And guess what? Doesn't kick-start at all... Hmmm... So I try to haggle with the guy to get him to drop the price, COS IT DOESN'T START, and NO, he won't. Bit stink I'm thinking...
Then he says "It also has a helmet but I'm not throwing it in, you'd have to buy it".
Well mate, what are the chances I'm going to buy a scooter that won't even kick-start, and THEN give you more money for a helmet that would really be as redundant as the scooter itself...
Talk about frustrated!

But never mind. I'm over it...kind of...

So I've been trying to keep up to date with the Christchurch earthquake situation. I must say that they seem to be handling the whole thing very well. I'm not sure how I would cope if such a tragedy were to hit Wellington. I have a lot of respect for the people of Christchurch.
It has made me very aware of how unprepared my household is if this were to happen to Wellington. So I have made a point of starting an emergency kit! I am quite pleased with myself actually, I am quite the procrastinator so having started this is a great thing for me! :-)
It also makes me wonder whether all of you lovely people out there are prepared too...?
Food for thought, I'm thinking.

Okay so I finished Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Was excellent right to the end! I have now started reading 'Fanny Hill, Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure' by John Cleland. I'm only a few pages in, but already it is quite the read! Who knew that a book that was written in 1749 could be so raunchy! Apparantly the author was summoned to answer to charges of indecency after it was published (LOL). I mean, from a 1749 point of view I could understand this, considering a few pages into the book it goes into details of girl-on-girl action... Thus far Fanny Hill has lost all innocence, as you can well imagine!
Will keep you posted... :-P

(If anyone has any tips on consistency of writing, please feel free to let me know. I have a habit of just typing whatever comes into my head at the time.)

Well I think I have prattled on enough for this episode, but never fear, I shall be back!

KnoT

Good Evening

Well hello there you lovely people that are taking time out of your busy (or not) lives to read this!

I have never written a blog before so bear with me over the next few episodes while I get the hang of it! I say episodes because you never know, this could turn out to be interesting and you may want to tune in regularly. Like I do with Shortland Street... Sad but true.

So I'll use this first 'episode' to tell you a little about myself.

I am 25 and work as a painter. Not the easiest job in the world but it is rather rewarding. I live with my lovely partner Tommy in a cute little house. No white picket fence as yet. Still waiting...
I guess as this thing progresses you will come to the conclusion that I am a bit of a klutz. Or a goose, muppet, whatever you like to call it.

Case in point:

Last weekend my partner escorted me to the tattoo parlor. All went well up until he took the dog for a walk and locked my cigarettes in the car. Window was open a few centimeters so I decided it'd be a great idea if I stuck my arm in to retrieve them.
So there I am in the car park (with my tattooist watching), ramming my arm through the open window just for a smoke. Got my arm in well enough, it was the getting it out that gave me issues...
I got stuck in there at the elbow and couldn't get it out! I was left there, arm in window, with two choices. I could stay there until my partner got back for him to find me like this (an idiot), and get the door unlocked, or I could just force the arm out of this unfortunate position.
Me being the smarty pants that I am, I chose the latter. Yanked like fuck to get it out of there! Succeeded in the end and was left with a mighty large bruise! And no ciggie, I might add...
I still have the remnants of the bruise now, a week later!

And yes, I hear your moans and cries of "OMG you fucking moron!" :-)

I would also like to take a moment to tell you all about this book I'm reading at the moment. I promise, it's really good!
So I'm reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, FRIGGIN' AWESOME! Great adaption on the original, full of brain munching Zombies and sword wielding women. Of course theres all the soppy stuff in there thats in the original, but that's okay. It's one of those books that when you start it, its infinitely hard to put down. You find yourself not wanting to go to work, and if you do you catch the earliest train you can so when you get to town you can sit and read for an hour...  Or maybe that's just me...

Anyways, before you think I'm too much of a wierdo, I'm going to love you and leave you!

Until next time viewers... \m/